Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Nokia application helps make perfect egg



We need technology to cook an egg?

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Family video been viewed 170 million times



Seen more than 170 million times since its posting in May 2007, "Charlie Bit My Finger" was never meant to be anything more than a family flick. Nothing is Impossible!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

JPJ? So What? Clamp!


JPJ = Road Transport Department

Looks like the ‘law’ does not escape.

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Glow in the Dark Dancers



If only lights hadn't been invented, then every show would be like this!

Arab prank while praying



Interesting enough!

The real geek girl



She can balancing 15 books on head while reciting pi to the 100th digit and solving a rubik's cube, all at the same time!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bowl Of Water Magic Trick



Still need idea for April's fool?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hilarious In-Flight Announcements



1. “I’m sorry for the delay, but the machine that smashes your baggage and removes the handles is broken, so the ground crew is having to do it all by hand today!”

2. “We’ll be dimming the lights in the cabin. Pushing the light-bulb button will turn your reading light on. However, pushing the flight-attendant button will not turn your flight attendant on.”

3. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”

4. “Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.”

5. “We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.”

6. “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

7. “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”

8. “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”

9. “Ladies and Gentlemen. Our pilots FLY much better than they DRIVE so please remain seated until the captain finishes taxiing and brings the aircraft to a complete stop at the terminal.”

10. Flight attendant rapped out safety instructions

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T-shirt for your girlfriend



Need more seeders; stuck at 87%!

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Wash keyboard under running water?



Hewlett-Packard recently revealed the HP USB PS2 washable keyboard.

The company says this washable keyboard is designed for environments that require keyboards to be immersed and cleaned with soap, dishwashing liquid, non-abrasive cleaners, general purpose cleaners, bleach, disinfectant, antibacterial cleaners and surgical spirit.

Furthermore, with the company’s SpillSeal keyboard technology, the washable keyboard is protected from liquids and dust. The waterproof exterior of the keyboard protects it against windblown dust, splashing water and hose-directed water.

This means you can also wash the keyboard under the running water, HP said. The keyboard can be connected to the computer via PS2 or USB port.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

It's easy to be green with your mobile device



Did you know that updating your Facebook status once on your PC consumes the same amount of energy as updating it a hundred times on your phone?

Sunday, March 21, 2010

30 Second Speech by Coke former CEO



For men, remember there are two more balls

Why I need a quad-core CPU



Need it desperately! Now I CAN'T check my email, tweet and blog, all at the same time.

Men vs Women



Quite true, don't you think so?

Highest paid car licence plate in Malaysia so far



Vehicle registration number plate 'TAY 1' issued by the Terengganu Road Transport Department (RTD) created history when it was bought for RM220,000, the highest paid in Malaysia so far.

Terengganu RTD director Abdul Rahman Emang Anyie said the price exceeded the RM200,090 paid for 'TAN 1', which held the previous record.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Did You Know?



This is another official update to the original "Shift Happens" video. This completely new Fall 2009 version includes facts and stats focusing on the changing media landscape, including convergence and technology, and was developed in partnership with The Economist.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Pet Recognition on Fuji FinePix Z700EXR



Face recognition is outdated! Fuji FinePix Z700EXR now comes with pet recognition but limited to faces of cats and dogs only. Of course, if your pet is a turtle or goldfish, then you’re probably out of luck.

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Thousands answer Chinese college girl's plea for a boyfriend





She was probably hoping at least one, possible two, might respond.

But when a Chinese student posted a message at college saying she wanted a boyfriend, they came in their droves.

Instead of looking down from her balcony on a romantic scene as her potential suitor waited below, Zhang Mengqian was confronted with a huge mob.

Thousands of bachelors descended on the campus of University of Electronic Science and Technology in Chengdu, Sichuan Province, after she put her plea on a message board.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Bear Sleeping Bag



Cool bear shaped sleeping bag, designed by Eiko Ishizawa from Amsterdam, will keep you warm and scare your friends when you go camping. *Use At Your Own Risk*

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Babysitting Industry is Rough



Lol at the fast paced industry of babysitting

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Friday, March 12, 2010

3 years old + Drum + I Hate Myself For Loving You



Can you believe he is just 3 years old?

Lady Gaga - Telephone ft. Beyoncé



Excuse me! cigarrete glasses?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Interesting Facts About Sex



Did You Know?

— The average American man's erect penis is five to seven inches long with a circumference of four to six inches, according to The Kinsey Institute.

— 46% of women would give up getting laid for two weeks rather than logging off the Internet for the same amount of time, according to a survey conducted by Intel.

— Want the ultimate orgasm? Abstain from any sexual activity at all for three weeks. That's the amount of time it takes for your testosterone levels to peak and boost your libido, according to a study published in the World Journal of Urology.

— There are 500-1,000 deaths per year from autoerotic asphyxiation. that's equal to the numbers of murders in New York City each year.

— Spain, Brazil, and Italy produce the best lovers, reports global research site OnePoll.com. The worst? Germans, who women dubbed "too smelly." Englishmen were too lazy, and Swedes finished too quickly. As for the Yanks? They landed somewhere in the middle.

— Forget hitting the shower after a romp — 36% of people under the age of 35 go right onto Facebook and Twitter, according to consumer electronic site Retrevo.com.

— 11% of guys say they use sex to relieve stress.

— You help her get a good night's sleep. University of Pennsylvania researchers claim that women in stable relationships get better shut-eye than single women do.

— More than one in three women are having sex at least three times every week. Not quite one in four men (28%) are as lucky.

— Not going out as much? 32% percent of men say they are masturbating more since the recession.

— Sex-related entertainment (porn mags or videos, strip clubs, escort services, phone sex, sexting, etc.) has taken the plunge with the economy: Forty-two percent of guys cut it from their budget entirely.

— Women are having sex 17% more often than the average guy.

— One in three men and women are completely satisfied with their sex life. (Alas, the same number of both sexes think their sex life could drastically improve.)

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Valentine's Day vs. Your Funeral



What happen to the flower?

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drink up, drunk down



Each Bottoms Up shot glass is helpfully labeled "drink" so you know which side to fill. Knock it back and flip it over, and you get a similar-looking, though decidedly different message.

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I thought I understand Facebook



Nevermind, stick to Twitter will do!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Upcoming Apple Products



Steve Jobs' secret business plan =)

Malaysia Ranked World Top 2



Malaysia is the country with the second highest number of lightning strikes in the world – but Malaysians are still not wary of its dangers, according to an American lightning expert.

Malaysia records double the number of thunderstorms than Florida, which gets an average of about 90 thunderstorms daily.

Lightning is considered the worst natural killer, causing at least 25,000 deaths worldwide each year.

"This is no laughing matter," Richard Kithil Jr, chairman of the US’ National Lightning Safety Institute (NSLI) told a media briefing.

Kithil said no place was safe from lightning. "Only large buildings and fully enclosed vehicles can provide safety," he cautioned.

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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Brickies Labourer in Bangladesh



Great Video Footage of a man loading himself up with bricks in Bangladesh

Best Fails of 2009



The best falls, fails, blown saves, mistakes of 2009 all in one video.

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

What size of comdoms you want to buy?



A teenager dropped his pants and flashed his private parts to a salesgirl who had asked him what size of comdoms he wanted to buy.

Oriental Daily reported that the 17-year old went to the convenience shop in Kajang Friday night and told the salesgirl that he wanted to buy condom.

When she asked him what size he wanted, he promptly dropped his pants and pointed to his private parts.

He fled when the shocked salesgirl started to scream for help.

Police detained the teenager shortly after.

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Monday, March 01, 2010

AirAsia announces RM639.3mil pre-tax profit



AirAsia Bhd announced a pre-tax profit of RM639.317mil for the year ended Dec 31, 2009, a turnaround from a pre-tax loss of RM869.198mil in 2008.

In contrast to the aviation industry gloom, AirAsia Group CEO Tony Fernandes said the budget airlines’ revenue for the year was higher by 11.5% to RM3.179bil against RM2.851bil previously.

In a statement, AirAsia said its passenger growth registered a healthy 21% increase to 14.2 million in the Malaysian operations.

The combined Malaysian, Thailand and Indonesian operations carried 24% more passengers, totalling 22.7 million, it said.

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The No. 1 reason for Credit Card cancellation in Malaysia



Guaranteed same day processing!