What will happen when you visit the deletion page on Facebook

Facebook is going to do its best to win you back. They've found another great way to put your friend's photos to good (and acceptable) use. They're going to guilt you into staying a member of the social networking goliath when you visit the deletion page.

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Bill Gates quits Facebook over 'too many friends'

Here's what really happened to the dinosaurs

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Email Client Popularity

These stats are based on the email client usage of more than 300 million people that was done by Campaign Monitor for some six months. This is the largest study on email client popularity ever undertaken.

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Unbelievable Magic Trick

This is really WTF

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Don't mess with Turtle

Please take the advice seriously...

No shoes, no Burger King

The manager of a St. Louis-area Burger King kicked a baby out of his restaurant, apparently because he found the baby's little feet a risk to public health.

Jennifer Frederich stopped to eat at the Burger King when she found out she would not be having it her way. The manager told Frederich she would have to get her food to go because her 6-month-old daughter, Kaylin, wasn’t wearing any shoes.

Frederich says the manager told her it was against the health code.

A spokesperson for Burger King says the chain took the company policy "too far" and that the family has been offered a free meal as an apology.

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The Best 'Help Wanted' Sign

Will it work?

Adidas sees profits plunge by 95%

Sportswear giant Adidas has reported a fall in profits for the April to June period of 93% as consumer spending fell during the economic downturn.

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Want some Burger?

Sometimes they’re just that good

Official Drug Disposal Technician

Do you trust him?

Bride gets married in 1.4 mile-long wedding dress

Zhao Peng, the groom, and his family spent over two months stitching together the trail of the dress to break the former Guinness World Record for the longest wedding dress which is 1,579 meters long displayed in Bucharest, Romania earlier this year

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Men Who Do The Housework Are More Likely To Get The Girl

According to an Oxford economist, marriage and cohabiting rates in developed countries can be linked to attitudes towards the roles of men and women, and views on who is responsible for doing the housework and looking after the children. Both men and women have shown they are more likely to want a live-in relationship with the opposite sex if they think their partner will do a share of the housework and childcare duties.

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Ongoing denial-of-service attack at Twitter.com

Twitter.com is currently down and they are defending against a denial-of-service attack.

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Forced to smoke 42 cigarettes by hostel warden

As punishment for being caught with a cigarette and a lighter in his locker, a Form Four student of SMK Langkawi, Pulau Tuba, was forced to smoke 42 cigarettes by the hostel warden.

Mohd Alif Arifin, 16, said his punishment was witnessed by other teachers and students.

"It went on for more than two hours. I was forced to smoke four cigarettes at a time until I finished 42 cigarettes."

He said he didn't know the cigarette was in his locker, but his denials were not heeded.

After the incident, he was sent home to his aunt and uncle in Kampung Selat, Bagan Nyiur, here, who have looked after him since the death of his parents.

His aunt Faridah Mat Zain said: "The school told me he wasn't feeling well. He was coughing continuously and he was very quiet. But two days later, I noticed his lips were swollen and got him to tell me what happened. He couldn't eat for five days."

He was taken to a clinic which referred him to Langkawi Hospital, she said.

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Positive Approach

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...OK"

Next Day

Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... OK"

Moral: Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude & approach should be positive.

Adult Jokes

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
    Mom asked "How do you know dear?"
    Girl replied "Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

2) Immigrant Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
    Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
    2 hours later>>Immigrant Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house." 

3) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
    "If I give you USD3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
    Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra, Panties, Everything."

4) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
    Mom: "When you become a good girl, you will get one."
    Girl: "But mom, what if I am not a good girl?"
    Mom: "Then you will get many, dear!"

5) A Sad story>> A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.
    She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said,
    "Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

6) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
    Teacher: "Why?"
    Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

Heineken - Walk in Closet Commercial

An outrageously funny commercial by Heineken again showing the fundamental differences between the 2 sexes.

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Call this number for Questions

Me: “Thank you for calling [bank], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I just got my statement in the mail and it says at the bottom to call this number for questions?”

Me: “Yes, that’s right.”

(A long pause follows.)

Customer: “OK, so…what are the questions?”

Me: “No ma’am, that’s in case you had any questions about your statement that you wanted to ask us.”

Customer: “Oh OK, good. Because I really don’t have the time to be answering your questions.”

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Global economy back on track next year

The global economy is expected to be back on track by early next year, said former World Bank economist and bond market expert Ismail Dalla.

“The world economy is in a recovery mode,” he said, adding that his outlook analysis was based primarily on the World Bank’s latest forecast for a positive growth of 2.8% in the world economy by the last quarter of 2010.

But he cautioned that “despite some signs of recovery due largely to the amount of money being pumped into the US economy, interest rates will remain low and unemployment will remain high for some time to come.”

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Microsoft-Yahoo! Merger

Microsoft will now power Yahoo! search while Yahoo! will become the worldwide relationship sales force for both companies’ premium search advertisers. Official Press Release

Nu Bra Show

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Incredible watercolour paintings by boy aged just SIX

A street scene from the paintbrush of a child usually involves triangle-topped boxes for houses. And often an unnaturally large dog.

But Kieron Williamson's attempts are so beautifully rendered that artists ten times his age will be filled with envy.

Experts have said that the six-year-old's atmospheric paintings, which began with harbour scenes and expanded to include rural vistas, animal portraits and landmarks, have perspective, shadow and reflections that demonstrate an ability well beyond his years.

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Don't drink and drive

Alcohol impairs your judgement. Plan ahead. Don’t drink and drive.

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Love the thunder effect. This is great! Let's all clap for them! oh wait...

Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One with Ferrari

A season that has already produced more than its fair share of thrills and spills just got even more exciting after it was confirmed on Wednesday that Michael Schumacher is to make a sensational comeback for Ferrari as temporary cover for the injured Felipe Massa.

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Jackie Chan punching computer viruses?

Jackie Chan punching computer viruses while wearing a helmet that says Kaspersky.

Nokia phone offers standby time of up to 23 days

Packed with a BP-4L 1500 mAh battery, it offers a standby time of up to 23 days! This latest addition in Nokia’s Eseries portfolio comes with an upgraded Email facility that works perfectly with Nokia Messaging service. For a price of RM1,295, the E52 offers a 3.2MP camera with autofocus and LED flash, assisted GPS with Nokia Maps, and a MicroSD card which supports up to 16GB.

For full technical specifications of the Nokia E52, check out the Nokia website at
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Good Boy, Obama

Do This :D

Highway Sign Has Every Word Misspelled But 'Exit'

A road sign that was put up within the last week has every word misspelled, except the word 'exit'.

Misspelled words include, ‘Buisness’, ‘Rothschield’, and ‘Schofeild’.

David Vieth, Director of the Bureau of Highway Operations for the Wisconsin Department of Transportation, says Decker Supply Company out of Madison was contracted to make the sign. He says Decker will pay to have the sign fixed in the next few days.

"We may have one or two spelling mistakes in a year", Vieth said. "Three would be pretty unusual". He says the DOT’s file that includes the spelling for the sign was correct, so the mistake was likely made by Decker.

"We all make mistakes", Vieth said. "But for most of us, they’re not put up for all the public to see."

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RON 95 petrol launched, Shell targets 1m users

Shell Malaysia aims for one million motorists to use its new Shell Unleaded 95 (RON 95) fuel by Sept 1, says Shell Malaysia Trading Sdn Bhd and Shell Timur Sdn Bhd managing director Datuk Mohzani Abdul Wahab.

“We are targeting also by Sept 1, all our Shell petrol stations (over 900) in the country will be ready to offer this new fuel,” he said yesterday at the official launch of Shell Unleaded 95.

Mohzani said the new fuel was now available at Shell Alisha station in Batu 3, Federal Highway Klang-bound and by the first week of August, another Shell station in the Klang Valley would be ready to offer the RON 95 fuel.

Click here to know more about Shell Unleaded 95

Virtual Pets Drawings Come To Life

Shidonni is an online virtual world where kids draw their virtual pets and play with them as they pop to life.

Bill Gates quits Facebook over 'too many friends'

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates said he was forced to give up on the social networking phenomenon Facebook after too many people wanted to be his friend.

Gates, the billionaire computer geek-turned-philanthropist who was honoured Saturday by India for his charity work, told an audience in New Delhi he had tried out Facebook but ended up with "10,000 people wanting to be my friends".

Gates, who remains Microsoft chairman, said he had trouble figuring out whether he "knew this person, did I not know this person".

"It was just way too much trouble so I gave it up," Gates told the business forum.

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Red wine increases women's sexual desire

Researchers concluded that levels of sexual desire were higher in women who were moderate drinkers of red wine than in their counterparts who preferred other alcoholic drinks, or were teetotal.

One theory put forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.

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Don’t tell the colonel! KFC recipe may be out

After several attempts, the Long Island, N.Y., man says he may know the 11 herbs and spices in KFC’s recipe — and now he's sharing the secret with the world.

Douglas, 34, began his quest by searching the Internet for clues to the recipe. He found that there were thousands of people looking for directions to help them duplicate their favorite restaurant meals at home. In answer to their prayers, he started the Web site recipesecrets.net.

Ron Douglas shares the ingredients for his version of KFC's 11 herbs and spices recipe
— 1 teaspoon ground oregano
— 1 teaspoon chili powder
— 1 teaspoon ground sage
— 1 teaspoon dried basil
— 1 teaspoon dried marjoram
— 1 teaspoon pepper
— 2 teaspoons salt
— 2 tablespoons paprika
— 1 teaspoon onion salt
— 1 teaspoon garlic powder
— 2 tablespoons Accent

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Best Bowling Shot Ever

Ridiculous shot. Norm Duke purposely knocks down only 9 pins and gets a slow moving spinning ball to hit the other. Amazing!

Wedding Entrance Dance

What a way to begin a beautiful journey...

Dream Job: Massage Therapist

Yet he is still complaining..

Partial solar eclipse can be observed in Malaysia tomorrow

This century’s longest total solar eclipse can be observed as a partial solar eclipse in Malaysia between 8:23am and 9:48am on Wednesday.

However, it would be difficult to view the phenomenon with naked eyes as only 17.8% of the sun would be obscured by the moon, head of Angkasa space science research unit Mhd Fairos Asillam said.

The northern part of Peninsular Malaysia would be the best place to observe the eclipse, he said in a statement.

The total solar eclipse, which would last for six minutes and 39 seconds, would pass through Ryuku Islands in Japan and through the Pacific Ocean, he said.

Mhd Fairos said the moon’s umbral shadow would begin covering India and then Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar and China.

Malaysians would be able view the live webcasts of the eclipse through the websites www.exploratorium.edu/eclipse/2009/, www.saros.org and www.eclipsetv.com.

Malaysians would be able to observe a partial solar eclipse on Jan 15, 2010, March 9, 2016 and Dec 26, 2019, he said.

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World Cup needs 15,000 volunteers

Organizers are looking for 15,000 volunteers to help with the first football World Cup to be held in Africa.

Among tasks volunteers are needed to perform are taking tickets, registering members of the media and transporting teams between hotels and stadiums.

Most of the volunteers will be South African. Ten percent of the slots are for other Africans, and 10 percent for non-Africans.

Volunteer coordinator Onke Mjo said that she expected up to 100,000 applications for the 15,000 World Cup spots.

Organizers said they'd especially be looking for volunteers able to speak English, the standard language for World Cup events, as well as languages such as German and Japanese, expected to be the home languages of many fans.

Volunteering doesn't mean you'll get to see a match - entry to matches is not a perk of the job.

Work shifts can be arranged to leave some time for attending matches at the volunteer's expense, but volunteers need to commit to working at least 15 days over the course of the monthlong tournament.

Volunteers can apply starting Monday until Aug. 31 on the FIFA Web site.

They must be at least 18 as of March and able to speak, read and write English.

Hopefuls will be notified by January if they've made it to the next round, during which telephone interviews will be conducted for out-of-country applicants.

On the Web:
www.FIFA.com/volunteers2010

Roti canai and teh tarik for RM1

Fancy a roti canai and a teh tarik for RM1 – right in the heart of the city and in these tough economic times?

That is what you will get over at the Ukhwah Restoran Rakyat 1Malaysia in busy Lorong Medan Tuanku Satu (located next to Prescott Inn).

A piece of roti canai at the outlet costs 40 sen and a glass of teh tarik is priced at 60 sen.

The restaurant, run by Koperasi Pendidikan Islam Malaysia Bhd, or known as Ukhwah, is not profit-oriented.

The actual cost of making a roti canai is 20 sen, and by selling it at 40 sen, Ukhwah President, Datuk Rahim Baba says he still makes a 100% profit.

On the teh tarik, he makes a profit of 18 sen by selling it at 60 sen a glass.

To break even, the restaurant needs RM2,000-a-day or RM45,000-a-month in sales to cover the fixed costs of the RM7,000 rental per month for the premises and the salary of the 16 staff members, who are all locals.

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10,000 steps a day campaign to improve your health

Malaysians have been asked to walk 10,000 steps a day as part of their healthy lifestyle regime.

Health Minister Seri Datuk Liow Tiong Lai said the 10,000-steps-a-day campaign was intended to push the people to improve their health by walking more and reducing their intake of unhealthy food.

Liow said his ministry had introduced a system whereby the people could determine whether they practised an active or sedentary lifestyle.

If you walk less than 5,000 steps per day, then you are considered to have a sedentary lifestyle. If you walk 7,500 to 10,000 steps you are considered somewhat active.

You are physically active when you walk more than 10,000 steps daily, which is equivalent to six to seven kilometres of walking per day, and you burn up to 400 calories from your body.

If you work on the 12th floor in your workplace, then you should stop the lift at the ninth floor and walk up. It’s even better if you walk all the way up

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NASA releases clearest videos yet of 1969 moonwalk

NASA released newly restored videos Thursday of two U.S. astronauts taking the world's first steps on the moon.

The images were released just four days before the 40th anniversary of the historic event that captivated the world on July 20, 1969.

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8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt

You wear one and give one to your partner. Then whenever you both are "in range", the pixilated hearts start glowing to full charge. This means your beloved is somewhere nearby and you can go over and give him/her a hug! When you are out of range the glowing hearts dip to two and a half.

10 reasons the Apollo landings were 'faked'

Below is a list of ten of the most popular reasons given by conspiracy theorists who believe the Apollo Moon landings that began 40 years ago were faked.

1) When the astronauts are putting up the American flag it waves. There is no wind on the Moon.

2) No stars are visible in the pictures taken by the Apollo astronauts from the surface of the Moon.

3) No blast crater is visible in the pictures taken of the lunar landing module.

4) The landing module weighs 17 tons and yet sits on top of the sand making no impression. Next to it astronauts’ footprints can be seen in the sand.

5) The footprints in the fine lunar dust, with no moisture or atmosphere or strong gravity, are unexpectedly well preserved, as if made in wet sand.

6) When the landing module takes off from the Moon’s surface there is no visible flame from the rocket.

7) If you speed up the film of the astronauts walking on the Moon’s surface they look like they were filmed on Earth and slowed down.

8) The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure to radiation from the Van Allen radiation belt.

9) The rocks brought back from the Moon are identical to rocks collected by scientific expeditions to Antarctica.

10) All six Moon landings happened during the Nixon administration. No other national leader has claimed to have landed astronauts on the Moon, despite 40 years of rapid technological development.

What do you think? Were the Moon landings faked? What evidence is there to support or defend your view?

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Photographer captures moment a bubble bursts

The photograph, taken by Richard Heeks, of Exeter, shows a soap bubble with one half still perfectly formed while the other shatters in a distinctive pattern of streaks.

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Value of love is £163,424, study finds

According to research hearing the words 'I love you' is worth £163, 424 in monetary value. [Read more]

How to Clean a Toilet With Coke

Is your toilet full of limescale and other nasty stains and you don't have a chemical toilet cleaner on hand? Or are you looking for less expensive and/or non-toxic cleaning solutions? Don't worry, just reach for the fridge, and grab a Coke!

Step 1, Pour a can or bottle of Coke into the bowl. Pour it around the rim so it flows over the stains around the inside of the bowl.

Step 2, Let it sit for an hour or more. The carbonic, citric, and phosphoric acids in the Coke will break down stains. For extra cleaning power, let the Coke sit in the toilet overnight.

Step 3, Clean the toilet with a brush (optional).

Step 4, Flush. The stains will be gone!

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Facebook’s Offical User Count Now 250 Million

It was only three months ago that Facebook announced that it had reached 200 million users worldwide. Now, CEO Mark Zuckerberg says the social network has passed 250 million active users. And back in January it was just 150 million.

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I heart Firefox

Nice Firefox Tee

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Panda USB Vaccine

Panda USB Vaccine is a free solution designed to protect against malware spreading through USB drives. It offers a double layer of preventive protection, allowing users to disable the AutoRun feature on computers as well as on USB drives and other devices.

Bride's bouquet brings down plane

The traditional throwing of a bride's bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash.

The bride and groom had hired a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests, Corriere della Sera reported.

However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode.

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Hey Cigs

May be you should really STOP smoking

Mario Teaches You How To Get Women

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Instant Karma

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Save our Planet

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Want to keep your wallet? Carry a baby picture

What would you do if you found a wallet on the street? Leave it? Take it to a police station? Post it back to the owner? Keep it, even?

The answer, scientists have found, depends rather more on evolution than morality.

Hundreds of wallets were planted on the streets of Edinburgh by psychologists last year. Perhaps surprisingly, nearly half of the 240 wallets were posted back. But there was a twist.

Richard Wiseman, a psychologist, and his team inserted one of four photographs behind a clear plastic window inside, showing either a smiling baby, a cute puppy, a happy family or a contented elderly couple. Some wallets had no image and some had charity papers inside.

When faced with the photograph of the baby people were far more likely to send the wallet back, the study found. In fact, only one in ten were hard-hearted enough not to do so. With no picture to tug at the emotions, just one in seven were sent back.

According to Dr Wiseman the result reflects a compassionate instinct towards vulnerable infants that people have evolved to ensure the survival of future generations. “The baby kicked off a caring feeling in people, which is not surprising from an evolutionary perspective,” he said.

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