RM20mil lottery jackpot

Instead of hugging each other with joy, a couple slapped each other after the husband found out that he had won a RM20mil lottery jackpot. They slapped themselves to make sure they were not dreaming as they could not believe he had won, especially after the wife retorted: “You must be joking and in your dreams!”

The winner found out that he had won the Mega Toto 6/52 Toto with his set of numbers – 17, 19, 20, 32, 39 and 41 – after checking the results in a Chinese daily. The man, in his 40s who is involved in the food business, simply could not believe it and kept on checking the results repeatedly before breaking the news to his wife.

WHY NOT ME?

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Why the boys always fall for a lady in red

Forget that little black dress. Gentlemen really prefer a lady in red. Blushing in shades of crimson, scarlet or deep rose, a girl is regarded as prettier and more desirable, research shows. She is also more likely to be asked out on a date - and have more money lavished on her during the outing.

The study, carried out at the University of Rochester in the U.S., involved a series of experiments in which men were shown a photo of a 'moderately attractive' young woman. In some cases, the colour of the border framing the picture was changed, in other cases the colour of the woman's blouse varied. Red, blue, green, grey and white were tested. In all cases, red was judged the most attractive. The men were much more likely to ask out a woman wearing red. And they estimated they would spend almost twice as much on her as one in blue.

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Horror Halloween Handrest

Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand! Grotesque, yet comfortable @ $9.99

Google Chrome Logo

That's how Google got its colorful logo.

Misleading Parking Space

Worst part? That's acid. =)

It's 2 a.m.

I'm sleeping. You?

Turn your name into a face

TurnYourNameIntoAFace automatically converts your name (or anyone else’s) into an avatar.

SleepingChinese.com

Here’s a very funny website I just came across called Sleeping Chinese, which has about 700 photos of Chinese people sleeping.

Who ruins everything?

Mother

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Webcomic at AmazingSuperPowers

(Sorry about the quality of images, click on the thumbnail to see original version)

AmazingSuperPowers.com is a webcomic site maintained by Wes and Tony. Read their most ridiculously long-winded FAQ for more info.

Anyone feel like going to Bangkok?

Coyote Dance Show in Caribbean Bangkok, Thailand.

Background music: Bubble Toy - This One [Download MP3 - 5.57mb]

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Blondes have more fun

Don't forget to feed the pussy/kitty :)

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Interesting comments written by the Singapore's Nanyang Technological University students on the tutor evaluation form.

Here's the lecturer with his moustache: [Source]



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10 things your IT guy wants you to know

#1 If you ask me technical questions please don’t argue with me because you don’t like my answer. If you think you know more about the topic, why ask? And if I’m arguing with you…it’s because I am positive that I am correct, otherwise I’d just say “I don’t know” or give you some tips on where to look it up, I don’t have the time to just argue for the sake of it.

#2 Starting a conversation by insulting yourself (i.e. “I’m such an idiot”) will not make me laugh, or feel sorry for you; all it will do is remind me that yes, you are an idiot and that I am going to hate having to talk to you. Trust me; you don’t want to start a call that way.

#3 I am ok with you making mistakes, fixing them is my job. I am not ok with you lying to me about a mistake you made. It makes it much harder to resolve and thus makes my job more difficult. Be honest and we can get the problem resolved and continue on with our business.

#4 There is no magic “Fix it” button. Everything takes some amount of work to fix, and not everything is worth fixing or even possible to fix. If I say that you just need to re-do a document that you accidentally deleted 2 months ago, please don’t get mad at me. I’m not ignoring your problem, and it’s not that I don’t like you, I just cant always fix everything.

#5 Not everything you ask me to do is “urgent”. In fact, by marking things as “urgent” every time, you almost ensure that I treat none of it as a priority.

#6 You are not the only one who needs help, and you usually don’t have the most urgent issue. Give me some time to get to your problem, it will get fixed.

#7 Emailing me several times about the same issue in the same day is not only unnecessary, it’s highly annoying. Emails will stay until I delete them, I won’t delete them until I’m done with them. I will typically respond as soon as I have a useful update. If it is an urgent issue, let me know (see number 5).

#8 Yes, I prefer email over telephone calls. It has nothing to do with being friendly, it’s about efficiency. It is much faster and easier for me to list out a set of questions that I need you to answer than it is for me to call and ask you them one by one. You can find the answers at your leisure and while I’m waiting I can work on other problems.

#9 Yes, I seem blunt and rude. It’s not that I mean to, I just don’t have the time to sugar coat things for you. I assume we are both adults and can handle the reality of a problem. If you did something wrong, I will tell you. I don’t care that it was a mistake, because it really makes no difference to me. Don’t take it personal, I just don’t want it to happen again.

#10 And finally, yes, I can read your email, I can see what web pages you look at while you are at work, yes, I can access every file on your work computer, and I can tell if you are chatting with people on an instant messenger or chat room (and can also read what you are typing). But no, I don’t do it. It’s unethical, I’m busy, and in all reality you aren’t all that interesting. So unless I am instructed to specifically monitor or investigate your actions, I don’t. There really are much more interesting things on the internet than you.

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Teacher and Student

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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Most creative time in the day is 10.04pm

People are at their most creative late at night with 10.04pm the most likely time for a eureka moment, research has shown. Brainwaves are least likely to strike in the afternoon, according to a survey that suggests office workers have little chance of solving problems after lunch.

The least creative time in the day is 4.33pm, with 92 per cent of people admitting to feeling uninspired in the afternoon. The poll of 1,426 people showed that a quarter of us stay up late burning the midnight oil when seeking inspiration.

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Most popular video-game character of all time

His ultra-distinctive blue spiky look has held the attention of children for years, and now Sonic the Hedgehog has been named the most popular video-game character of all time. The popular prickly cartoon topped the poll of over 500 gamers, compiled to mark the start of the London Games Festival this week.

In a battle worthy of one of his legendary games, Sonic held off the challenge of cheeky Italian plumber Super Mario and Tomb Raider's Lara Croft. Sonic was created by Sega in 1991 and was famous for his special "spin attack" ability, a skill that saw him roll up into a ball and launched into his enemies.

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Scientist develops programme to understand alien languages

A computer programme which could help identify and even translate messages from aliens in outer space has been developed by a British scientist. Even if there are extra terrestrials are one day discovered, scientists fear their alien tongue may make it impossible to understand them.

But John Elliott of Leeds Metropolitan University believes he has come up with software which at least will decipher the structure of their language - and be the first step in understanding what they are saying. Dr Elliott's programme would compare an alien language to a database of 60 different languages in the world to search see if it has a similar structure.

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"Hahaha" has been viewed more than 64 million times on YouTube

Video clip of a baby sitting in a high chair being made to laugh by an unseen person making a "boo" noise.

Gorillas and humans use similar body language to communicate

We already know that we are closely related to gorillas, but researchers now reveal that we even use body language in a similar way.

The study, by researchers at the University of Sussex, showed that gorilla’s use facial expressions and mouth movements were controlled by the left side of the brain – just like it is in humans.

The team thinks the insights could provide exciting clues as to how human language developed, and lead to new teaching techniques for people with communication problems, such as children with autism.

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You're more likely to dream in grey if you grew up watching black and white TV

A study suggests that people who grew up watching black and white TV and films are more likely to dream in grey. The colour of your dreams could depend on your childhood TV viewing.

The over-55s, who grew up watching black-and-white programmes and films, are more likely to dream in monochrome, research suggests. And the under-25s, who have watched colour TV all their lives, tend to have equally colourful adventures in the Land of Nod.

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Coffee can shrink the size of women’s boobs?

The caffeine-fuelled drink is well-known for keeping people alert and sobering up drunks. But Swedish scientists have caused a stir by suggesting women who drink more than three cups a day could see their bra size drop.

Tests by cancer researchers found half of all women have a gene linking breast size to coffee intake. Nearly 300 women were quizzed but Helena Jernstroem, of Lund University, said women should not worry too much.

She explained: “Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.

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Prince William swaps numbers with Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera

Prince William swapped telephone numbers with Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera after managing to convince bouncers to let him meet them at a London nightclub. He spent the evening chatting to the celebrities at Whisky Mist in Mayfair, which he attended with his brother, Prince Harry. What happened next?

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Who's immune to Zombies?

Paris Hilton has boasted she earns $200 million a year!! Who got no brain now?

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Ever wondered what space smells like?

Outer space smells like fried steak, hot metal and welding a motorbike, scientists said. Nasa has commissioned Steven Pearce, a chemist and managing director of fragrance manufacturing company Omega Ingredients, to recreate the smell of space in a laboratory. His research will be used to help astronauts prepare for the conditions they will encounter in space.

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The Queen visits Google today

A picture of the Queen has appeared in Google's logo on their UK search page.

The Queen's profile makes an appearance in the 'Google doodle' to mark her majesty's visit to the company's UK headquarters.

The logo will run for just a day – as the company crowns (ahem) a good year with a high profile royal visit.

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Woman changes name to a URL to protest dissections

A 19-year-old Virginia woman has adopted a most unusual method of protest--by changing her name to a website address protesting animal dissection for scientific purposes. Her friends and family still call her Jennifer, however.

The former Jennifer Thornburg – whose driver’s license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout – wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.

The 19-year-old’s new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.

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Giant pink rabbit that can be seen from space

A giant pink rabbit has been created in the Alps that can be seen from space. Visitors are encouraged by those who made it to climb all over the 200ft toy sculpture and even sleep on it.

But the Austrian art collective who created the bunny were amazed to find that it is so large the rabbit can be seen from space via the Google Earth programme.

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Fewer people downloading music illegally

Fewer people are downloading music from the internet illegally because they are frightened about having their connections cut off, according to new research. Are you one of them?

Around 39 per cent of music fans currently download tracks from illegal sites, compared to 43 per cent last year, the annual digital music survey of 1,500 people found.

However, of those, 72 per cent said they would stop if they were contacted by their internet service provider (ISP). Me too =p

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Stone vs iPhone

The Best Comparison Ever?

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Firefox Mobile coming to you very soon!

With a reported Acid3 Test score of 88/100, the mobile web browser looks nearly complete in the screenshots that have surfaced. It will be interesting to see how Firefox Mobile can hold up against established game players like Pocket Internet Explorer, Safari Mobile, Opera Mobile, and Skyfire.

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Find a new thing to do with Google today

You can do a lot more than search the web with Google nowadays, from reading newspapers in languages you don't speak to seeing the natural habitat of Komodo dragons.



Discover something new to do with Google today by clicking here

Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98!

They took a bunch of noises you hate hearing and turned it into art.

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Free online PMS reminder

PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep you aware of when your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in your life are closing in on "that time of the month" - when things can get intense for what may seem to be no reason at all.

For women, this is a great way to give people in your life a heads-up of when you might be feeling a bit irritable without having an awkward conversation.

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Message to American International Group (AIG)

According to the 2008 Forbes Global 2000 list, AIG was the 18th-largest company in the world. Apparently, the company needs protection too.

DNA test proves baby shark has no father

Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark. In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female blacktip shark in a Virginia aquarium contained no genetic material from a male.

The first documented case of asexual reproduction, or parthenogenesis, among sharks involved a pup born to a hammerhead at an Omaha, Nebraska, zoo.

"This first case was no fluke," Demian Chapman, a shark scientist and lead author of the second study, said in a statement. "It is quite possible that this is something female sharks of many species can do on occasion."

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No sex is secret to long life, says 105-year-old virgin

Just too busy: Clara Meadmore says sex seemed a 'hassle' and she's glad she did without it. The former secretary, who will celebrate her birthday tomorrow, said she had no regrets about remaining a virgin and had turned down several marriage proposals.

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Blackberry released its first touch-screen phone

The Blackberry Storm is seen in this handout image courtesy of Verizon Wireless on October 8,2008. Research in Motion Ltd (RIM), maker of the Blackberry, released its first mobile phone with a touch-screen on October 8, its answer to the popular Apple iPhone.

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Animals' brush with canvas

This Aug. 7, 2008 photo provided by the Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens in Columbia, S.C. shows Ricky, a 7 year-old Rockhopper penguin make a painting to raise money for the wildlife conservation efforts. Ricky's painting was the first sold in the auction of art by animals nationwide for $ 180 Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008, in Columbia, S.C.



This photo released by the Akron Zoo shows a painting by a 5-year-old female snow leopard named Hannah from the Akron Zoo in Akron, Ohio. This painting along with other art by animals will be auctioned Tuesday, Sept. 16.



In this undated photo released by the Audubon Zoo, Sushi, a sea lion at the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans, wields her paint brush. Paintings such as this one are to be auctioned online Tuesday, Sept. 16.

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Women's voices get higher in pitch at most fertile

Women speak in a higher tone of voice when at their most fertile, making them more attractive to the opposite sex, scientists have found.

Recordings made when fertility was low and again nearer ovulation showed that women's voices took on more feminine qualities as they neared their optimum time for conceiving.

Researchers made voice recordings of 69 female undergraduates and found that they spoke in a higher pitch when nearer to the time when an egg is released.

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Married couple split home in half after separation

A married couple in Cambodia who had "finally had enough" of each other have gone their separate ways by literally cutting their home in half. The wife will stay put with the upright half while her husband has carried away his half to start again on the other side of the village.

Neighbours said the couple saw the radical action as the most cost-efficient and equitable way to avoid each other in a country where divorce lawyers can be expensive.

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Curiosity gets the cow in a spin

A curious cow got more than she bargained for after investigating an object which had mysteriously arrived in her field.

When the heifer tried to get a closer look, she got her head stuck in a dumped washing machine drum.

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Here's another story :p

eBay to cut 10% of staff worldwide

eBay, the online auction website, said today that it was cutting 10 per cent of its global workforce in response to slowing growth in its internet sales and was buying an online payment service.

The layoffs will affect 1,000 employees and several hundred temporary workers worldwide. There are around 100 eBay employees in the UK. An eBay UK spokesman said that “some people’s roles are at risk of redundancy” but could not say how many jobs or which departments are most at risk.

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The Economist Magazine Sums Up The Financial Crisis

Now you know it's bad. Download the large version [spoof cover]