Radio Contest Gone Horribly Wrong

This is an absolutely hilarious true story regarding a radio show contest.

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The Croc-Eat-Dog Promotion

So far this is the best dog suit ever. Can you find better dog suit?

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This is actually an on-the-ceiling poster in the smoking room at an IT firm in Mumbai, India. Will you give up smoking now?

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MSNBC anchor refuses to report on the Paris story

MSNBC’s news anchor Mika Brzezinski refuses to report on the Paris Hilton story and puts the script in a shredder.

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What happens when Aliens have been drinking and driving?

It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.

Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.

In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.

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Mac OS X Leopard teasing Windows

It looks like the Apple team dropped a funny easter egg when viewing a Windows share. Look closely.. It's the popularly known Blue Screen of Death (BSOD). Clever Apple team!

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He goes or cat goes

Woman will do anything for anything..

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What is the first thing you save from your room in the event of Fire?

There is only one thing...

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'You're Beautiful' voted most irritating song ever

James Blunt's multimillion-selling ballad "You’re Beautiful" has been voted the most irritating song of all time.

Despite reaching number one in 11 countries and making the singer a star around the world, the track polled more votes than "Axel F" by Crazy Frog.

The full top 10 for OnePoll's Most Irritating Song of All Time is as follows:

1. "You’re Beautiful" - James Blunt
2. "Axel F" - Crazy Frog
3. "MMMBop" - Hanson
4. "Mr. Blobby" - Mr. Blobby
5. "Birdie Song" - The Tweets
6. "Shout" - Lulu
7. "Agadoo" - Black Lace
8. "Grace Kelly" - Mika
9. "My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion
10. "Macarena" - Los Del Rio

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Can you draw Anime with pure HTML?

I wish I can be like him have his full source code!

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CD hole art

Most CD designs are boring, these are not.

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Letter of the day

What does a husband wearing his wife's underwear and make-up got to do with faulty engine parts? An advice goes wrong in the newspaper.

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Encik, saya tidak berniat untuk menipu punya.. U tahu la..

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Connie got talent

This video has been viewed over 3 million times in YouTube! So what's so special about this clip? Watch this 6 year old little girl sings 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' and amazes the judges in 'Britain's Got Talent' audition!

Can't wait to watch Connie performed in Semi-final?
Here's the video

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Interested in working for Google in Singapore? Check out the Positions available!

Where is her belly button?

Ok, the story goes like this. This brazilian model "lost" her belly button as the Playboy magazine editors were retouching her body curves. The mistake went unnoticed, and the magazine sold 605,000 copies that month...

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RM0.60 Nasi Lemak?

Featured in local chinese newspaper, there is a Malay stall located at Chow Kit which able to sell at least 2300 packs of Nasi Lemak priced at only RM0.60 each daily.

Business hour: From 6pm until 4am (No typo)
Location: Lorong Haji Hussien (Next to Hotel City Villa)

Watch him count to 1 million

Watch this guy count to one million (1000000) via live webcam!

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Two-year-old girl has IQ of 152

A two-year-old girl from Hampshire has become the youngest ever female member of British Mensa.

Georgia Brown, from Aldershot, Hampshire, astounded experts by scoring 152 in an IQ test - putting her in the top 2% of the population for her age.

Psychologist Joan Freeman, who tested Georgia, said she thought the toddler could have scored even higher but needed a nap after 45 minutes of work.

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What To Do To Resist Adding New Features To Your Project?

Product managers, marketing managers, sales managers and customers will always push to add new features to your project. It is very hard for developers and engineers to argue against adding new features for many reasons.

So here is what you do:

• Get really excited about the new features


• Agree to add the new features


• Congratulate them on coming up with the new features

Here it comes:


• Tell them, very casually; that the new features will delay the project by 3 weeks and that you will need another tester for 1 week.

The magic:

Managers and customers will immediately stop you and tell you to forget about the new features because managers and customers will always push the developers to add new features with the assumption that the golden three: cost, time and resources will not change.

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Linux-based websites 'perform better'

Linux-based websites perform better than those hosted on Windows servers, according to research.

WatchMouse, a Dutch firm that monitors server performance, based its research on a survey of over 1,500 European websites. The company says that, although the websites it surveyed were more frequently based on Microsoft's IIS web server platform running Windows than on Apache running Linux, the latter option performed better in terms of both uptime and load time.

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Former Miss Malaysia called to the Bar

Seven years after getting her Certificate of Legal Practice, former Miss Malaysia/Universe Elaine Daly has been called to the Bar.

So who said beauty and brain can never coexist?

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Opera singer wins Britain's Got Talent

For his first round television audition, he wore a £35 suit from the local supermarket. Now, after scooping £100,000 as the first ever winner of ITV1's hit reality show, Britain's Got Talent, the 36-year-old mobile phone salesman has a plan for cosmetic dentistry?

Watch Paul Potts performance in the final of "Britain's Got Talent"



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Stab victim 'continued masturbating'

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

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Top 10 IT Interview Blunders

In any interview, even one wrong turn can change you from a dream candidate to a potential nightmare. eWEEK rounds up 10 errors that could cost you your next callback.

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Blackberry ban for French elite

French government officials have been ordered not to use handheld Blackberry devices amid fears that foreigners could spy on them, reports say.

Workers in the French president's and prime minister's office have been told their e-mails risk falling into foreign hands, Le Monde newspaper reports.

France's SGDN security service is worried because Blackberries use US and UK-based servers, the paper says.

More than seven million people around the world now use the Blackberry, which is made by Canadian firm Research In Motion (RIM).

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Safari 3, now on Windows

"The World's best browser"
"Up to 2 times faster than Internet Explorer"
"Fastest, easiest-to-use web browser in the world"

as claimed in its official website

My two cents:
It's hard to ask current IE, Firefox and Opera supporters to switch to Safari unless there is compelling reason to switch. I won't (At least for now)

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CD-ROM Webserver

Server2Go is a Webserver that runs out of box without any installation. That means it is a webserver that can run directly from cdrom, usb stick or from any folder on harddisk. Server2Go allows you to create a standalone working web site or PHP application on a CD-ROM. Server2Go was primary developed for the usage on CD-ROM but there is no problem use it from other drives too. Using a web browser, a user can run php programs as well as view html files on the CD-ROM. He only need to insert a CD with Server2Go under the supported Windows operations systems. The server starts automaticly and opens a browser with the Website of the CD-ROM. Server2Go was build to replace a tool called WampOnCD that lacks some important features and isn't activly developed.

Server2Go supports PHP5, SQLite and MySQL.

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Real people and their online avatars

NAME Jean-François de la Fage BORN 1979 OCCUPATION Journalist LOCATION Paris AVATAR NAME Dark Freeman AVATAR CREATED 2005 GAME PLAYED City of Heroes HOURS PER WEEK IN-GAME 21 CHARACTER TYPE Natural hero SPECIAL ABILITIES Invincibility


NAME Ailin Graef BORN 1978 OCCUPATION Metaverse entrepreneur LOCATION Frankfurt AVATAR NAME Anshe Chung AVATAR CREATED 2004 GAME PLAYED Second Life HOURS PER WEEK IN-GAME 30


NAME Kimberly Rufer-Bach BORN 1966 OCCUPATION Software developer LOCATION Clarksville, Tenn. AVATAR NAME Kim Anubis AVATAR CREATED 2004 GAME PLAYED Second Life HOURS PER WEEK IN-GAME 70 CHARACTER TYPE Content creator SPECIAL ABILITIES Building interactive objects


NAME Elizabeth Brown BORN 1979 OCCUPATION Junior network systems administrator LOCATION St. Charles, Mo. AVATAR NAME Thalia AVATAR CREATED 2004 GAME PLAYED Hero’s Journey (in development) CHARACTER TYPE Gearknight, wizard SPECIAL ABILITIES Godlike powers

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Puma: Shoe Ads Done Right

Puma has associated its shoes with real life animals in their latest ad campaign, and the results are quite eye-catching to say the least.

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Hacked Traffic Sign

Hackers are everywhere. Oh please, forget the traffic light!

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Paul Potts did it again

This time is "Con te partirò" Time to say Goodbye. in Britain's Got Talent semi-final. Here is the 1st audition if you have missed it.

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Top 5 Things You Will Hear As A Tall Person

Here are the top five things you will hear as a tall person:

5. How is the weather up there?
Ahhhhh yes, what a great question! Why do people ask this? Do they like to sound ignorant? I don’t want to get into a whole metrological lecture here but I understand that heat rises, so my weather might be a fraction warmer than a shorter person. What are people expecting to hear? “It’s a tornado! Run for your life!

4. What size shoe do you wear?
I understand that most tall people do have larger feet to carry around their bodies and maintain their balance. But is this an appropriate question to ask? Do all people have a foot fetish? The last thing I want to know about someone is their shoe size. Bra size maybe, but why must they go for the feet?

3. Wow, you are tall!
Yes I am and you are ugly, thanks for noticing.

2. How tall are you?
Yet another appropriate question… Why are you asking? Do you work for Guinness? Why does no one else of large size get asked this question? Have you ever seen an overweight person be approached and asked, “Gosh how fat are you?” I doubt it! But for some reason it is OK to ask tall people to spout off their measurements like they are reporting for duty. And it never fails when you answer this question you always get the repeat. “How tall are you?” “I’m 6 foot seven.” “Wow, six foot seven!” Maybe this is to make sure us tall guys know our message has successfully reached the lower part of the atmosphere…..whatever the reason, knock it off!

1. Do you play basketball?
This one is my favorite. I used to be very nice and respond with a, “well yes I did in high school”. But as I have heard this question some 1 million times I have become a little more cynical in my responses. Question “Do you play basketball?” Answer: “No do you jockey a horse?” or “No were you in Willy Wonka?” Once again you don’t see people approaching obese people and asking them if they sumo, or approaching Kenyans and asking when they are running their next marathon.

"Though I thoroughly enjoy being a tall man, I do get tired of the pointless questions. So next time you are out in public and see one of my kind, remember to not ask one of these questions, you might get crushed by a unbelievably large foot!" - From the author

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Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend

A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.

The ruling came after Steven Cranley pleaded guilty on Tuesday to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend.

Cranley, who has been diagnosed with a dependent personality disorder, attacked his girlfriend in an argument after their breakup.

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Altec Lansing website got hacked!

So is the problem with IIS? or ASP now? Good luck Altec Lansing!

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Tomb Raider Anniversary Nude Patch

The Tomb Raider Anniversary Nude Patch will change Lara Croft's outfit into .. well, nothing. What about the Counter Strike Nude Patch? We care about our female friends too!

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Copy error messages text to the clipboard

Since Windows 2000, you've been able to copy the entire error message to your clipboard by hitting the universal copy shortcut, Ctrl-C. That means the whole process of hunting down obscure error messages—especially those containing cryptic error codes—just got a whole lot easier.

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Levi’s Window Ad

Clever Levi's! Wonder what's behind the fogged glass.. hehe!

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Type Faster with the USB Mouse

If you have your own private office, you might find yourself getting a bit lonely from time to time. This cute little pedaling mouse will keep you company and let you challenge your typing ability!

This cute little hairy-chested mouse plugs into any USB port on your computer! The faster you type, the faster he pedals! Keep note of the number on the LCD display and set yourself challenges! How fast can you type?

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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

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Blind Builder's Bridge Collapses

Two Chinese officials who let a blind man build a bridge which collapsed during construction have been jailed.

The contractor altered blueprints without getting them checked by a professional, causing the crossing to fall apart, injuring 12 people.

Head of the local authority Huang Wenge and colleague Xia Jianzhong have been sentenced to 18 months and one year respectively for not stopping the project.

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